Trump says Obama is Ilegal President

After eating Watermelon for lunch, the Negro President,
Barak Obama's Daughter makes Putt Putt Hole in One.

Is Barak Obama a god on the Golf Course?

Donald Trump lashed out a the negro president Barak Obama for being an illegal president. Trump said that Obama needed to come clean on his Haitian birth. Moreover, there are real concerns about Obama's cherokee and white birth parents. Jesse Jackson, "I have real concerns that Barak Obama is really not honestly representing his black constituency as a creol native american president." Of course, the real problem is that aliens such as Barak Obama cannot be president of the United States because the citizenship requirement has not been met. Given this situation, one wonder's if Joe Biden is an alien from Russia. Meg Ryan, "I really think that Joe Biden should have stuck with selling used cars like his father." Catherine Zeta-Jones, "Most people think that any giantism charge made against Obama is unfair." Michael Douglas, "I really think that Obama should be putting more money into testicular cancer research rather than just breast cancer research." Thomas Magnum, "There are real concerns that actors such as Tom Selleck are literally in bed with the allegedly gay president Barak Obama, and, one wonders what effect this will have on homosexual AIDS research." Donald Trump, "I hope that Barak Obama is able to maintain his illegal income from illicit heroin sales. I would hate to see his "rich nigger" lifestyle drop into poverty, or even worse, middle class mediocrity." Arnold Palmer, "I hope that Barak Obama can maintain his below par handicap in putt putt golf. It would look bad for America if his "daughter" keeps making holes in one, leaving Barak trailing behind."

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