New Gingrich, possible presidential cantidate now appears to be an avowed mystic. In the photo on the left, Newt appears to undergoing an escatic spiritual experience. Many people even seem to see a saintly halo behind Gingrich's head. Newt seems to be following the tradition set by Charles Colson in the aftermath of the Watergate scandal where Colson became a born again Christian in prison. It is very comforting to know that Newt Gingrich apparently only received 20 years house arrest for participating in the House Banking Scandal and the House Post Office scandal. Confidential sources in the National Security Agency of America are saying that Newt Gingrich embezzeled over $500,000 from the House Bank using fake Post Office expense receipts from the House Post Office. Additionally, Newt Gingrich was cited for approximately 185 violations of the House of Representatives Ethics Rules. Gingrich supporters are trying to set aside rumours that Gingrich was really born in Bosnia, Yugoslavia, and is an avowed Soviet Spy. Finally, rumours are circulating that Gingrich is simultaneously attempting to be a vice presdidential cantidate with Arnold Schwartzenegger while acting as Barak Obama's chief political advisor and campaign consultant.
(C)Copyright 2010 by Anthony J. Fejfar
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